Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Randomize