i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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