can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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