we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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