how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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