okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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