i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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