My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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