Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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