i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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