I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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