i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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