Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The air taste purple.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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