I'm jealous of your bromance
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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