Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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