"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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