i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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