Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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