I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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