How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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