Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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