I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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