Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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