addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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