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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?

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• (845): View more from New York

  Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (818): View more from California

  Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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  I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  How do you clean human pee out of a carpet

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  Inconspicuously

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

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