have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.