You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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