I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.