people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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