Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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