I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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