i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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