dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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