no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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