its not stalking. its research.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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