You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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