He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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