There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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