yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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