Duck Duck Cougar?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Come on in and take your pants off
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