You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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