i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize