i think my mom watched the whole time
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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