elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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