u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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