I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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