While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
ttyl tear gas
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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