the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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