Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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