I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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