Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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