Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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