Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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