I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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