How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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