just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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