Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Randomize
