I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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